Once more some old stuff from the vaults. There are rumours of semi original landing soon, possibly tomorrow. What a time to be alive. In...

Chapter one - Fixing a Hellmouth Bailey lent back on her chair chewing on the end of her pen. “How do you spell Sasquatch?” she asked...

More thoughts from the past. They say never go back, but have you tried visiting the future for new material? It’s a logistical...

I made a promise to myself I’d try and churn a piece out write a new article/story each week. Some weeks that’s difficult as I’m a hack...

Summerbot booted up from its sleep mode, no perchance to dream for this automaton. Its creator who was a master of the science had...

Anne-Marie the time travelling spider The greatest novice tempus slider Stepped into her amazing machine opening the temporal gate Eight...

Chapter iiiviixiixiillmmm© - There is a chip shop in England that absolutely does not sell chips and no one in there thinks they’re Elvis...

This blog has no structure. And at this point my legal team are advising me I should make clear none of the previous blogs had any...

A couple of weeks back, I woke up read the news, then went on my Social Media feed and that was moving from bad news to people talking...

Welcome to BBC news today on 8th June as we cover Albert Newton, a zombie of 15 years who has decided to improve the morale of Britain...

Pedro the Post Party Panda, Was post party feeling alone and down So, he decided to take a wander To see if his friends could bring him...

This week, month, whatever the fuck the lapse of time has been, is about communication. Be that on a macro or micro level. And when I’ve...

Heroes come in all sizes and shapes And Bridget was the bravest of the lot Flying around in her shiny cape Bridget the super carrot Fast...

This week is all about looking after mind, body and soul including top tips for doing this. If you’re finding Coronavirus impacting on...

“Woe is me, what can I do?” Said Little Forest Johnson “I don’t seem to be able to poo This really, really can’t go on!” Little Forest...

Ebi, no Olaf, today he was Olaf, woke groggily. His stomach lurched at the prospect of the job interview impending. He rose and washed...

Stuck in the house, stuck in the house My new friend tells me he was once a famous grouse How many times must I hear the word...

I’m going to attempt to get through this without mentioning the ‘C’ Word. No not cunt (I agonised over whether I should have censored...