Thinking Twice about another day in Housebound Paradise

Stuck in the house, stuck in the house

My new friend tells me he was once a famous grouse

How many times must I hear the word Coronavirus?

As irritating as Miley Cyrus

Less so that Billy-Ray Cyrus

Learning recipes with whatever you've got

Noodles? Eggs? Hob Nobs? Chuck it all in the pot

Hope everything I've eaten is ripe

Given I'm limited in my number of wipes

Living with electric friends

Not mourning EastEnders coming to an (East) end

People panic buying

Nurses in cars crying

Bog roll of shelves flying

Can you count all the memes?

Days lost staring at (nurse the) screens

The sudden irrelevance of cash

Sod fashion, who is gonna see you looking dazzle flash

Learning the ways to self isolate

Alcohol going down at an alarming rate

No more Match of The Day

Pundits now stretching out there tedious say

Perhaps it was ever thus this way?

How many pints of milk do you need?!

Your arm span outmatched by your greed

Taking away from the old

Twenty boxes of Daz and Bold

Week day weekend haze

Losing track of the actual days

Get your once a day exercise

Giving this online video a try

Can't shake the burning in the thighs

Keep putting the pictures in the window

Watch the spring plants sow and grow

Keep checking in on everyone

I miss getting Brexit done

Prime Minister scores a positive test

Talk about making an Eton Mess

The NHS earn our round of applause

Doing more than their all for a worthy cause

Situation gives time for thinking and pause

Don't lose focus on people's good

Those checking in on needy in their neighbourhood

Shop workers asking after the missing folk

Those keeping spirits up with a daft joke

Will the presidential elections happen in November?

Or are we stuck for longer with this total member?

So many fantastic volunteers

Doing good despite their fears

In the coming years they'll get their eight o'clock cheers

So here you worry about any cough

All social events that are called off

Stuck in the house like a human hybrid slo

Wish this thing would just fu...cough cough...