Where time isn't theory thing that doesn't fly

The casual email says 'oh by the way we've cancelled your flight'

And I'm too anxious to enjoy the posh hotel they've put us in for the night

Lost in my Lost in Translation purgatory

Admiring my godsend friend's ability to get us everything free

Our hopes as we travel to the airport are minimal

Alas I also fear the trip may be very

much terminal

And how do I kill time when back at the airport?

Is watching burned brits aboard the new sport?

Going to top up my water takes 8 seconds time (off)

Sacking off the 'delights' of Costa due to the size of the line

Watching a girl Exorcist like spew on the floor

A fountain of once fanta that keeps giving more

And now the gate calls forth our escape

Do we make it back? Watch this e-space