Twelve Daze of Christmas
- Olly Nuttall
- Dec 17, 2023
- 2 min read
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A petrol station pack of ferrero rocher
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
On the third day of Christmas my…look we’re going to be here all day if I keep telling you what day of Christmas it is
Let’s just say each new item is a new day of Christmas and my true love has been sending me more bloody things
Got it? Good
(cut and paste is going to be my friend from here on in)
On the third day…yada, yada, yada
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Seven Rizla for skinning
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Eight mojitos a puking
Seven Rizla for skinning
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Nine Lidl Dhansaks
Eight mojitos a puking
Seven Rizla for skinning
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Ten lice a leaping
Nine Lidl Dhansaks
Eight mojitos a puking
Seven Rizla for skinning
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Eleven vapers vaping
Ten lice a leaping
Nine Lidl Dhansaks
Eight mojitos a puking
Seven Rizla for skinning
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
Ok, it’s the last day of sodding gifts being sent, so lets do it properly…
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve drunkards drunking
Eleven vapers vaping
Ten lice a leaping
Nine Lidl Dhansaks
Eight mojitos a puking
Seven Rizla for skinning
Six PS4 games for a playing
Five gold plate rings
Four Carling Blacks
Three French fries
Two kidney stones
And a petrol station pack of Ferrero Rocher
And after all the gifts its plain to see
My true love and me
Clearly aint meant to be
Luckily, I kept the returns policy
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