Turkey Twerky (draft)

And once more we begin with a spin

The turkey dance off a gobblesome din

The least hesitant pleasant pheasant

Keen to bust moves in their biggest dance pants

All turkeys want to give their moves a go

Whilst avoiding ending up with Salsa and Mashed Potato

Terry Turkey starts off Popping into Line

Falling over many a time from too much red wine

These game birds eager to show their St Louis shag

RuPaul Turkey's rhumba really isn't a drag

Taika demonstrates his challenging Haka

And Wookie Boogie learned from Chewbacca

Tamala begins her banging Bhangra

Going far in ra-ra skirt and conical bra

Terence Trent Turkey shows a so so Calypso

Foiled by his beltless trousers falling so low

Pippin Popping to show off his Twist

Beetroot red from his mums good luck kiss

Vogue goes rogue with her bogey Vogue

Pedro prefers Pogoing along to the Pogues

Rambo knows it all about the Mambo

Shiny shoes and sharp suit all for the show

Gump dumps the Bump for Rumba

All the ladies wanting this Jive turkey's number

By the end the judges can't pick a spinner

They think is winner winner chicken dinner

So they plump to give it to all who moved

As having fun together is the real prize they proved