Turkey's voting against Crisp Mass (draft)

It seems to me total Insta bull

That we always face this yearly cull

Why just one of us gets a pardon

We should all be free in natures garden

I don't mean to be the one to grouse

But only one visit to the white house

To us turkeys its an idea most foul

Enough to make a mellow owl howl

So which one of us gets to go free

Tiny Tina says I'm the youngest it has to be me

Ancient Aves starts to have a wobble wobble

Crying I've still so much left to gobble gobble

Tania turkey says let it be me I beg

I have always pooped us the biggest egg

Tobey turkey think it should be him to last

Saying I've a terrible rash I'd be useless in a baste

Its no good we need a fair way to decide

Who gets to represent us turkeys with pride

If we're going to pick who goes to see POTUS

We'll have to put it to a vote - us

Wait no, I know what we'll cock-a-doodle do

No one needs to let out a scared little poo

We're stronger as a single turkey base

There's a way we can all stay today - ace

None shall it be, one for all and all for one

That way none of us have to be gone

And through that these birds of a feather

Learned they're much stronger when they stay together

Whatever the weather in their field forever