New Year With You Near

This coming year I'm definitely going to

Sail around the world in a giant shoe

Run every Ironman and Ironwoman

Bake a chocolate and crisps flan with elan

Run up Everest's highest mountain

Do a nudey dance in the Trevi fountain

Fly off into darkest outer space

To fight the snottypanties alien race

Eat all the colours of jelly beans

Maybe try eating a couple of my greens

Tonight become a rock n' roll star

Jump the grand canyon in a shopping cart

Draw a real deal eel with all the paints

Go marching in with all the saints

Become a superhero with all the powers

Build a bridge to the moon with a chain of flowers

Be fitter than the fittest fastest flea

Win Mr Universe and Miss World all the judges agree

But most of all next year I'd like to be

A newer older version of the same old me