In the beginning there was a website template...and it was bloody tedious

OK this is just a test to see if I can write a blog, and I don't mean actually write anything interesting (I think I'm about to prove in the following sentences I Can't), so much as actually crawl from my warm luddite cave (cave based central heating has really come on leaps and bounds) and get technology to put a selection of words online.

My worry, is that they say 'Publish and be damned'. Though if you were in the band The Damned, this wasn't probably a concern. And if your name was Dan you might get away with it too.

Anyway this really is just a test, expect something more exciting next time, featuring a Norse tale of daring a do as a Viking (and knitting champion - cardigan category) called Graham The Fixed Mortgage Rate begins his quest to explore the known universe (and a couple of parts yet undiscovered, probably in a quiet corner of a retail park somewhere) in his space ship the Noble Slow Loris to defeat the evil Mascara dragon from the hand jive dimension.

Or failing that the ramblings of an angry aging nobody pouring out their frustrations into a keyboard (As the world really needs more of this kind of thing) spitting vective into an uncaring online void as elsewhere the sun slowly burns itself out and humanity does irreparable damage to its eco system. It'll be hilarious, at least 4.7 times as funny as Mrs Browns Boys

Or maybe the next blog will just a picture of a cat doing something cute (those crazy critters). There is definitely a dearth of that on the internet.

Either way see you soon. The actual first blog will be better than this. Honest.