Get With The Day Program

What day is it, I need to know

Not Darren, Robin or Doris that’s fo’ sho’

I don’t feel fair of face

Manic or blue, a definite trace

Oh, I definitely see you next

Not graceful, I’m fully vexed

Full of woes, that is me

Today doesn’t feel like a Netflix series

How far do I have to go?

If I ask The Murder Club, will they know?

I’m in love, His Girl is loving and giving

Is it TFI for this day that I’m living?

This unknown day fills me with fever at night

Am I working hard enough to get this right?

Bonny or bloody it makes me want to scream

My aggravations won’t be soothed by ice cream

I put it aside and learn to accept my fate

I can’t ring around the correct date

But there is a way to get close to heaven

When you accept your chances are one in seven